Good Friends

Okay, so I get up this morning and go through my usual routine.Turn on computer,turn on coffee maker,let dogs out,go pee...log in, let the dogs in,pour coffee, go to Facebook. And I have a message from one of my oldest and dearest friends.In fact I figured it up And I have known her for exactly 98 years, 4 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 10 hours and  55 seconds. (Give or take a year.)  Okay so here is the message:
    

"Just about any and all of the casinos are hiring, u just have to join the union first for the privilege of the jobs!!!! culinary does the cooking and housekeeping teamsters do the office work, laundry, and gardening on the strip. Teamsters do all and I mean ALL THE VALET PARKING. imagine if u got $1.00 per car u parked and them boys park about 500 a night how much kick back money u could make in a year??? If u are serious we will help u as much as we can to find a job and a place in a good neighborhood too. Just let us know when u are coming cause we are going to Texas in February to see momma and she don't know anything yet.lol hehehehehhe"

 Okay what a wonderful offer but as I was reading I thought to myself, is this written in code? Must join the "union." UNION??? Is that in all actuality * Looks to the right, then to the left, Lowers voice to a barely audible whisper    "Must see Ray Liotta"  HMMM... Culinary does the cooking? Unique concept, why have I never thought of that?  Housekeeping does the Gardening? (Code for Uncle Sal is missing?) And "Kick Back" from the Valet Boys? Does that really mean *You go Cougar? Sounds interesting, Okay Good Fellas see ya soon. "Don't worry about it."